↳ greenteaelf asked:
luke’s laugh or ashton’s laughlashton’s laugh
I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..
I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.
That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
ITS BEEN A YEAR ALREADY HOLY FUCKING SHIT
this will never get old
Best Tumblr Responses
he looks so pleased in the end “DID YOU SEE THAT?”
I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies.
I love girls who have clean, tight grammar
I like big dicks.
"Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj
Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez
Do you ever want to talk to someone but
1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life
"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that
im glad this post is still a thing